The true form of LUON-GOD
Zanstorm over at Waiting for Stanley created a very disturbing picture of Roberto Luongo and Taylor Pyatt in a naked religious moment. This is the dawning of the age of LUON-GOD.
However, I've discovered an ancient secret about LUON-GOD. There's a reason why LUON-GOD makes so many saves. It's not just speed or strength or positioning. No, LUON-GOD has something other goalies don't have...extra appendages:
Worship LUON-GOD -- or fear his four-armed wrath! Zanstorm, JJ, Alanah, and all you other Canucks bloggers, eat your heart out.
However, I've discovered an ancient secret about LUON-GOD. There's a reason why LUON-GOD makes so many saves. It's not just speed or strength or positioning. No, LUON-GOD has something other goalies don't have...extra appendages:
Worship LUON-GOD -- or fear his four-armed wrath! Zanstorm, JJ, Alanah, and all you other Canucks bloggers, eat your heart out.Labels: Roberto Luongo





3 Comments:
That is so disturbing. Yet I still want it blown up poster size and hanging on my living room wall.
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Anonymous, at 2:48 AM
If he takes us to the promised land, I might do the same.
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J.J. Guerrero, at 3:34 PM
That is too funny, I was actually going to use a similar pic (sans Photoshopping) for my post today about goaltending during shootouts...
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Dirk Hoag, at 7:17 PM
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